My Prior Damage

Nov 9, 2009

Fun Facts About Food Stamps



Well, let me start off by saying that I don't want to insult the two people loyal readers who read this site. But I had a horrific experience at the grocery store this weekend with your cousins(from your fartha side).

For some strange reason I neglected to notice the large amount of welfare recipients who frequent the grocery store during the 1st of the month. These people consist of mothers using WIC, Food Stamps, and people who collect Social Security. Now, before anyone gets offended, I do understand that this is a recession, people are getting laid off, and children need to eat. With that being said, I've devised some ideas that I think will make things run a lot smoother. If you are a member of Congress, or Leader of the Free World and reading this, please take note.

1. Create a special "express" line just for people who are using EBT. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a form of discrimination. I'm sure that someone with a EBT card also gets all huffy when they see someone whip out there personal check book in the check-out.

2. Don't bring all your children. Trust me, it will make things go along a lot smoother during check-out.

3. Try shopping during work hours. This only applies if you are not currently employed.

4. Don't use you entire allowance for the month in one day. Try and stretch out those bucks for the rest of the month. That way, you don't have to get 2 carts full of ribs and seafood.

Well, thats about it. I hope this was helpful and someone takes heed.

Thank you

(*steps off of soaopbox, rides off on high horse)

0 thoughtful cunts: