The Best Thing Since Slice Bread...

One of the things that I always long to do in life is have my own personal press conference. Well, it looks like I too can achieve that goal. If you don't already know by now [and you probally do because I rarely update this thing] Claire Cruise has been telling anyone who will listen that she is the father of all of Michael Jackson's children. But the crazy train doesn't stop there. She also thinks that she is the biological mother of Conor Cruise, Tom Cruise adopted son. Please sit back and enjoy the true beauty of this clip.