Voicemail

I ran across this sweet sunkist fruit gem while over at Dlisted. I'm posting this because I recently had a experience similiar to this one. While I was at a gas station pumping gas into my rental white Town and Country mom mini-van of a vehicle [i really despised that damn car and can't wait until my car is out the shop] I get approached by a fairly good looking hispanic guy who keeps referring to me as beautiful, as if that's my name. I gave him my real number by mistake because I was in a rush and didn't have time to talk. The dude called me 30 minutes later and left a pleasant message. Called again 1 hour later and cussed me out and now refers to me "beautiful liar." No joke, this dude is still calling me leaving messages. I had to laugh and share them with my co-workers because it's funny. My point is when you see crazy, walk across the street. Don't return it's phone call.