Have A Happy And Safe Memorial Weekend

Have a happy and safe memorial holiday weekend. I'll leave you with a excerpt from a documenatary about a guy in the United Kingdom who has admitted to having had sex with over 1,000 cars. Yeah, sex with cars. In the above clips you can actually see where he left one of his pubic hairs after a wild night of sex with the camera crews car. Gotch, I hope it was protected sex. Look, if you must drive this memorial weekend be safe, you never know what kind of nut you might be sharing the road with.



"The car's tail pipe represents the anus"

Something in that Penzoil ain't synthetic.