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Hurricane Irene

0.38 pretty much sums up how I feel about Hurricane Irene.

Shady. Butch. Queen

Meet Ashanti Staten, resident of Alexandria, VA during yesterday's 5.9 earthquake and gave the most riveting account EVER!

I was devastated, I didn't know it was gonna come this far!

And just like that...the Caucasian diaspora out of Alexandria, VA into Washington, DC begins.

Get My Ass to WolfChase Mall!

Via:: Dlisted
Do you want to look fascinating? Do you want a dude in an opulent suit who bases his entire life on Don Cheadle's character in After the Sunset to gently kiss your Scotty dog's nose before cackling as he plays the drums on his knees? Do you want to wear a sophisticated dress that makes you look like a third tier Yellow Pages escort who only shops at the one store in the mall that hasn't replenished their inventory since the late 90s? Do you want to bring up the image of Divine on the rag in people's heads when you tell them that you're fascinating dress came from Divine Rags?

The answer to all those questions should be answered with a blank "the roofie is starting to kick in" stare the chick on the right at the 0:34 mark is giving. Because she's obviously fascinated...or about to fall into a short coma...and wake up in a strange motel room. Same thing.

via Videogum

My New Hero...

Kudos to this woman for teaching this young lady life's 1 lesson.

"There's two ways to own someting. Either earn it or TAKE it."

Copyright Me

I don't blame him...

I blame the adult that videotaped it and later uploaded it on Yotube. That is all.